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GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!

TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.

Charge it -

TAGS: look book where charge it
Rating: 4.81/5

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Ism - April 23, 2013, 10:45 pm
C.I.S.P.A. cant Monitor & Control the Book... We should Burn It...
Krickit - April 23, 2013, 8:11 pm
OMG! WTF is u? 5

I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED - And now I don't even know where the hell I am ...

Question -

TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.8/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

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CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am


TAGS: where are they wytch
Rating: 4.66/5

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BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 6:25 pm
Simply 5L
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:47 pm
This is The Joy Of Painting!
Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 2:35 pm
noobdood93 - August 16, 2011, 4:20 pm
f***en lolz dood

CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!

TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.



TAGS: space sowewhere funny war poverty crime
Rating: 4/5

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Oiler - January 2, 2013, 1:30 pm
Oxygen: Responsible for War, Crime, Hunger and Poverty. I always wondered.
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 11:34 pm
But is there Motifake? No? I'll stay here then. Lol.
xxxvampirecowboyxxx - March 15, 2010, 11:24 pm
It is a screen name.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:56 pm

OK vampire, why the *** before and after name?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:53 pm
Very nice...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:51 pm

nice 1st submission. welcome to Motifake


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!

HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?

TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a ***y potato


TAGS: where am i question calendar
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - January 1, 2012, 11:54 am



TAGS: stick it where
Rating: 4.3/5

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Skulrath - October 19, 2011, 5:04 pm
Nope, sorry. And if I did, don't you think I'D be the one flirtin' with her? :P
pzykosiz - October 16, 2011, 7:42 pm
have you got her number?
Skulrath - October 16, 2011, 8:33 am
lol Trust me,I did :P But them eyes...I think I actually know that girl, too...
the1stCOMMI3 - October 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Then you would probably have noticed that she's a blonde or a very light brunette
Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't know, but those eyes are either ph**oshopped, or absolutely beautiful :D (Yes, I notice the most outta-the-way stuff)
mariand - October 14, 2011, 7:50 am
lol...please, tell me that is a wig...

I FOUND WALDO - I Found Waldo

even Hitler -

TAGS: where does that leave you
Rating: 4.71/5

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Iconoclast - August 13, 2014, 12:45 pm
Yeah. He loved her to death.



FOUND HIM! - ...wait, false alarm! It's Osama



TAGS: where are the restrooms
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 2:54 pm
No, it's WING envy. Seals have long thought they should have wings, but instead Zeus gave wings to penguins. Heard it on the History Channel.
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
Racist? I thought it was religiously intolerant. LOL.
forseti - September 8, 2010, 7:57 am
before reading the tags I thought there would be a racist meaning...*g* 5 Navy Seals

COELACANTH - From the depths of the oceans this prehistoric fish rises as a living dinosaur. Alive in modern times thanks to an underwater time travel device.

TAGS: where do you think all of those megalodon are coming from
Rating: 3.91/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:03 pm
Well that was a classic bait and switch. Here I thought it'd be dull, but the zinger at the end... Very nice.

RUDE DOG - As cool as the poor kids could get in the 80s.

NEW BEGINNINGS - “The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.”

TAGS: where are you going
Rating: 4.73/5

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thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:31 pm
Stop motivating me. We are DEmotivational. LoL


TAGS: where s my t shirt rapture survive
Rating: 4.53/5

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dylanklj - May 26, 2011, 12:24 pm
i know, i want to as well!
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:17 pm

thi5 i5 awe5some. i kinda want to start selling the t-shirt

How did she….why….when did -

TAGS: what where
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 24, 2015, 1:25 pm
Priceless!! L L L L L


TAGS: toc is amsome where is the ***e
Rating: 4.48/5

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Anonymous2 - July 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Wait... why's he wearing a helmet? That will only gain him an extra .000041 seconds of skull protection against that magma...
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:30 pm
No, all the evidence is destroyed on a quarterly basis. :( Safety first!
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 7:29 pm
Any video evidence TOC?
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 7:13 pm
I gave him a 5 for the flying wallenda dismount
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:11 pm
I might also suggest a few tricks off the rim before you jump in. Much more fun to watch.
motifake - July 29, 2010, 2:22 pm

Airman - July 29, 2010, 1:53 pm
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 1:36 pm
Thanks cub.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:31 pm
A Masterpiece! One of your best. 5 sad poodles


MATING SEASON - And a hose just won't stop them!


TAGS: sorry about babe now where were we
Rating: 4.92/5

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Shottyz - October 11, 2010, 6:52 am
Classic... 5L
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:57 am

had the flu a week back dude...good luck with it....5L'd
BoneCD - October 11, 2010, 12:13 am
Glad you enjoyed it pzykosiz & Cubby...And I do have a touch of the flu Cubby...hahahahaha
pzykosiz - October 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
well, it's always good to prioritise. 5L's
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL...sick bastard 5/5

Somewhere in Canada -

TAGS: somewhere in canada
Rating: 4.79/5

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Oldsod - January 6, 2014, 4:53 pm
BRILLIANT. Just not quite enough duck ***e to meet code...
maoworks2 - January 6, 2014, 11:45 am
Me Like That .5 Bottoms Up L'S
MissPriss - January 6, 2014, 11:17 am
Oh I can tell you exactly where in Canada!


AHHH... TRACK AND FIELD - Where the REAL agony of da-feet takes its toll!

Out of No Where -

TAGS: plan running cop out where
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 2:01 pm
Gawd, I HATE it when that happens! 5 ROTFL lions

Tough Love -



WRINKLES - Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain

TAGS: wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been
Rating: 4.57/5

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GaryO - November 16, 2012, 4:09 pm
shyt, culos' comment is over two years old, and I'm gonna laugh at it in another two years..LOL..big time
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:09 am
At my age you notice that your wiener must have smiled a lot over the years
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 9:55 am
Nice one Chef.


SNOW - Enjoy it while you can, Sister Rose...

TAGS: coats jackets long sleeves aren t neccessary where your goin chuckles
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
Well done Jmac.

SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 -

TAGS: dedicated to loyal fox news viewers everywhere
Rating: 2.83/5

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Carbohydrate - November 6, 2009, 10:49 am
Is it bad for me? LOL
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 8:11 am
Wow, The Joke, you utterly missed it. *Opens the timmy gate* That's it, 15 minutes in the Timmy room and write "I will read the WHOLE poster before I comment" 100 times.
Voland - August 21, 2009, 7:47 am
Your a characteristic, american redneck! Attend the facts and think first!
Reality Lord - August 21, 2009, 6:26 am

i like the poster but hussien had nothing to do with 9/11
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:34 am
Fat, salt, carbohydrate... ironic it's all bad for you.

World of Warcraft -

TAGS: of warcraft where you can go from having a life to know life in 50 levels
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm
And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm
You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am
auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked



TAGS: where were you
Rating: 5/5

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lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:57 am
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
well said
Hawamleh - September 13, 2010, 4:59 pm
Simple Yet Epic, 5ls
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:41 pm
Or superb... yeah.
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 2:30 pm

MOTHER NATURE - the great equalizer

TAGS: go where its warm
Rating: 4.94/5

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Weapon X - November 26, 2010, 3:34 am
Funny as hell...reminds me of this story about these two guys on my ship and this homeless chick when we went to Victoria, British Colombia...
TheGoat - September 18, 2010, 10:10 am
why else do you think Vancouver has 3 times the homeless rate of Toronto?
forseti - September 18, 2010, 7:53 am
so evil!
Claire - September 18, 2010, 2:16 am
I lol'd hard. This is great.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:58 pm
I keep them with my sh**gun....just to make it easy on the cops...
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:54 pm
Fridge full of condiments, huh? I guess we will just have to go do a sauce run, you still got those ski masks?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:51 pm
All I have is h** sauce....seriously, I don't even have milk, bread or eggs....But I got h** sauce.
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:50 pm
o yea, cuz your fat, thats whats with the fat jokes. (sorry that thought slipped my mind while thinking bout kobe kiddo kabobs)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:49 pm
I prefer bbq suace, and lets substitute my kids for some of my nephews. Lil bastards, i got the ranch if you got the bbq sauce
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:47 pm
Why the fat jokes?......I'll eat your children.....If you've got Ranch dressing...(nothing worse than bland children)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:42 pm
F*CK YOU Mooooooooooooooooo, you over weight bovine b****! (nothing but love)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:23 pm
Eat a ***k Faceplant!!!!! all in good fun (no seriously, eat a ***k)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 5:06 pm
Love it! Nice smileys guys!
Reality Lord - September 17, 2010, 5:05 pm

oh yeah....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:39 pm
True dat....5L


TAGS: atryu where are you
Rating: 4.71/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 6:45 pm
The ph**o used is inaccurate. Everyone knows that Laundry is women's work. (Yes, I'm joking!)
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:40 am
Stole it---ran it up a flagpole and all that!
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:39 am
----f-ing symbol fairie! Haven't seen 'Hal', but Uncle and 2 aunts in frats---heard the stories!!! HAHAHAHA! Chicks are worse---MUCH worse! They're just better at keeping it quiet! LOL! I don't miss the mankini! 1 of my aunts has one as a trophy! -----
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:39 pm
Worse... Ever see the th*** in "Shallow Hal"?
mizzdizz - February 15, 2016, 8:13 am
The frat? You're in college--- yup! you'd never live it down, NEVER! Especially if they were 'granny panties'! LOL!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 6:46 am
i told her: Make-SURE the dryer is EMPTY when she's done! Gawd!what if I waited until I got back to the frat to fold them? I'd never be able to live it down!
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 5:58 am
HAHAHAHA!!!! Yup, Nick! Your Mom's----I believe you----suuuuuuure! LOL!
NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:13 am
I just did a big bin's worth while watching the latest Bond film. Nothing like watching "Spectre" while washing, drying & folding various shirts, socks & panti--Wait, how'd these get in here? Dammit, Mom!
rerun - January 13, 2016, 7:44 pm

Knock off the comments & abusive tone guys (you two seasoned vets know better). If you don't like a poster, low or no vote it. To tear apart the contributor isn't acceptable. I hope I am very clear on this.
steve1961 - January 13, 2016, 2:42 pm
Wow...I never thought I'd be the voice of reason but you guys all need to take it down a notch. LOL Go do some laundry.
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 1:59 pm
mizzdizz - January 13, 2016, 1:50 pm
The comments section of the forum is for commenting on the poster, not for complaining about the site. What the 2 of you did was wrong. Greeny opened the door, you followed him. What the 2 of you did was wrong.
GaryO - January 13, 2016, 11:10 am
Yer still on spin cycle? Apologize to Meenie for your last misdirected rant. That’s what should be on yer agenda...whats the word you use?...ah, yes...’lint’, this is boring lint. Like you say, take it to the forum. Everybody else has moved on
mizzdizz - January 13, 2016, 10:32 am
It is WRONG to use someone's poster as a medium to vent complaints against the site. My complaint is against BOTH of you.
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:55 pm
Now, as for retribution, I think YOU! owe Meenie (a very very good Motifaker) an acceptance of his apology fter your little misdirected tirade last time..IF...he’s still here...
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:53 pm
Ease up on the histrionics. Yer all over the board. Just less ‘fluff’. You might find quality over quantity beats hell outta ‘spending hours’ on ‘lame jokes’...we sure would. (you’ve made good posters, so I know it’s possible)
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:52 pm
‘This is unacceptable! You should be disciplined!’ whaddaya suggest, the internet rack?
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:51 pm
Rant? Flame? Geeezus, for someone who portrays themselves as life seasoned and salty, you sure come apart at the seams with little tugging..(#179884...Planter’s, no salt).
Greeny - January 12, 2016, 3:43 pm
I turned it into a rant? Prior to this post the word count stands at 84 for me & your word count is 373...
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:37 pm
I will not allow myself or my work to be used in this way. An individual should not be at the receiving end of the groups frustration with the site. What you and Gary O did was WRONG!!!!
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:29 pm
you turned it into a rant against the quality of the site, you opened the door for others to participate and turn it into a free-for-all to insult and degrade my poster for whomever has a gripe about the site, using my poster and myself as the scapegoat--
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:15 pm
grievances with the site is wrong! It turns your issues with the quality of the site into a personal attack against the maker of the poster. Proof that I'm right--there are no suggestions on how to improve this poster or any I make in the future. When--
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:08 pm
The poster isn't 5L, but its not crap either. Its obvious that you don't understand the references being used. Your issues with the mods, quality of the site, blong on the forum or make a poster. To turn someone's poster into a venue for airing your-----
Greeny - January 12, 2016, 12:39 pm
Calm down pretty please - I'm only interested in the quality standards of this site, not uncorking your bottle.
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 12:09 pm
NO!!!! You do NOT have the right to take your frustration with the site out on one of my posters!!!! Use the forum!!! By doing this, you have turned your frustration with the site into a personal attack. This is unacceptable! You should be disciplined!
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 11:08 pm
thesoullessginger - January 11, 2016, 11:03 pm
feel free dearest to create whatever you please . its good to be the king and I have your permission to say so....lol
thesoullessginger - January 11, 2016, 11:01 pm
I as a male appreciate the humor of it ... love that movie. but then again I might be "limited" lol or maybe I just have a broader appreciation of humor in all its many splendid colors.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:17 pm
dammmmm, oh well, might as well make this poster a sounding board since the door was opened. 393 users on line today....24,450 users on line two years ago. Yes, its becoming a very limited audience
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:05 pm
You don't get it - calling a crap poster fit for "limited audience" is sidestepping the problem. Scrolling through limited audience posters is not what we are here for. They should stop altogether.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:00 pm
ah, 'comedic gold'...I see
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 9:50 pm
Greeny is correct about the ph**o. This is a calendar poster so I had to use a picture that is a little more pixilated than I like. The guy's expression is perfect and the fact that he's overwhelmed by 2 small loads is comedic gold!
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 9:19 pm
to wit
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 9:17 pm
Limited audience is not an admission of mediocrity. It means that I understand and accept that a lot of people won't appreciate the humor. Its the same as if this were a Xanth poster. Dated, funny if you understand it, makes no sense at all if you don't.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 9:05 pm
If you create, create your best. Admitted mediocre is both an open door and an escape hatch...a lame excuse. Risk much. It’s a greater benefit....to everyone.
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 8:26 pm
Due to the fact that this isn't the first poster I've made that has a limited audience, I'm sure it will. Please feel free to express your opinion when it does. I respect someone who bucks the crowd to say what they think needs to be said.(no sarcasm)
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 8:12 pm
Let us hope it never happens again
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 6:38 pm
Thanks for your honesty Greeny. Its a lame joke and the joke is at least 10 years old, but its still one of my favorites. I realized that the poster was going to have limited appeal when I made it. Thanks again for your honesty.
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 3:05 pm
1L poster. I cannot vote 1L, but I can say 1L. Crap picture and the wording contains little thought. It's sad to see this approved.
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 11:40 am
Thanks, Cern! I'm facing a mini mountain right now! LOL! Missed 3 days!
concern3 - January 11, 2016, 11:11 am
Amen sister


TAGS: where the f*** is ceiling
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:25 am
Have a good night, Pzy... you're rocketing upward... love your stuff!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 10:34 pm
Top notch!
Reality Lord - July 25, 2010, 10:32 pm

Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 10:27 pm
LOL....5 Where the F*cks

HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?


TAGS: where there s a will
Rating: 4.38/5

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CANADA - April 15, 2010, 2:46 pm
I seen this done into the back of a dump truck with an excavator



TAGS: my glass is half empty wheres that wench with my refill
Rating: 2.92/5

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Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:58 pm
No i pay no attention nor mind to politics.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:52 pm
Oh this has GOT to have something to do with Obama stimulus money...

YOU HAVE ARRIVED - There really is a place called "The Middle of Nowhere"

TAGS: arrived middle of nowhere really
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:36 pm
But be careful; these hills have eyes.

visionary inventor of the mobile phone -

Collaboration -

TAGS: work halfway self righteous nowhere shack
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - June 17, 2013, 5:53 pm
Thanks everyone.
TheOne - June 16, 2013, 10:29 pm
Certainly a profound picture. 5L
Sho - June 16, 2013, 5:05 pm
Don't even have to check who made it. Already knew it was you. Like your style Space. 5&f
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 4:14 pm
Were, I wood shale, but it shood be quite apparent that I’ve over OD’d, and it's are gon
Greeny - June 16, 2013, 3:54 pm
Can I have some of what you're havin Gary?
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 3:20 pm
Yup, ‘tis a truth. Extremely were depicted, space.
Greeny - June 16, 2013, 2:36 pm
5 9-5's Space
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:38 pm

a5 u5ual....5tellar. love this...fav'd

Ikea Kat -



TAGS: burnt out strike anywhere tth
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:53 pm
Beauty! 5L
Sean - August 1, 2010, 1:35 pm
Good thing he kept his d*** flaming to hisself, eh? Could a been quite the massacre. 5.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:33 pm
I love it today! Crew is taking hold of the submissions... it's almost like we're back in the roaring 2009's!
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:51 am

I may have to add those to my tags as well....
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2010, 10:49 am
Thanks Rerun. The Hebrew He-man, The Yiddish Yoda.
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:25 am

fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.



TAGS: could be a song in there somewhere
Rating: 4.6/5

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Airman - July 2, 2010, 4:51 pm
your heart is an open book - 5


TAGS: b**** gotta start somewhere
Rating: 4.39/5

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angus90 - June 15, 2010, 6:31 pm
Disney font is a nice touch

PRUDES - Heck is where people go when they die If they don't believe in Gosh

CONGRATULATIONS KRIS! - Finally a Guy man enough to attempt to fill the hole Ray-J left behind. Good Luck!

TAGS: where are my car keys
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:39 pm
let they re5t in peace!...lol


TAGS: moving to edmonton where it doesn t snow
Rating: 3.76/5

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CANADA - October 28, 2009, 9:36 pm
hey Haar, im aboot 100 miles north of the border
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 9:30 pm
LOL! You are welcome anytime my viking friend. What is this snow you speak of?
BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 4:28 pm
You kids play indoors today
Haarakkon - October 28, 2009, 4:09 pm
If I'm not mistaken, this picture was taken about halfway between where you are and where I'm at, Canada.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 4:03 pm
get lots of them here!

ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?

TAGS: atheism god jesus allah religion internet where s your god now nobody cares
Rating: 2.71/5

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BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am
I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.
C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm
Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed? OH DARWIN that feels good
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm
I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism. Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.
z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm
Must be all that swearing.
NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm
...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.
FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm
nobody caring doesn't make it not true
Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm
Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?


TAGS: cant take him anywhere
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - November 13, 2010, 5:21 pm
I remember that day. The short bus was in the shop.
culos - November 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
I spent too much time playin wife on many nights. Four months ago you promised me by now I'd have my wedding ring You've shown no committment to me, I cannot blame you for using me If I continue to let this be Cause shacking with a man just ain't me.
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:06 pm

not a freaking chance
culos - November 1, 2010, 6:05 pm
do you promise to be gentle with me?
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:02 pm

you liked it last time.
culos - November 1, 2010, 5:59 pm
Promising you won't use your teeth doesn't make it any better!
rerun - November 1, 2010, 5:52 pm

come on Culos, I promise I won't bite
culos - November 1, 2010, 5:21 pm
Hell No! 5 major moons to you...


TAGS: somewhere in dallas rerun
Rating: 4.78/5

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ICEMAN - September 14, 2010, 11:15 pm
Soooprise soooprise. He was in a Walmart.
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:08 pm

It's the latest im mens bras, it is uplifting and provides all the support I want....and I can stash my cell phone in there
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 7:20 pm
Nice rack Rerun!
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 6:40 pm
LOL!!! 5L
ICEMAN - September 14, 2010, 6:06 pm
Very slimming. 5L


TAGS: where are you rl
Rating: 4.38/5

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champ99 - May 25, 2011, 8:02 pm
5seatbelt fails


TAGS: hiphop rap where s rock fo shizzle
Rating: 4.12/5

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Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 10:41 am
ROR! This is gold, like there teeff! 5L

SOMEWHERE IN CANADA - Happy Hour has begun

TAGS: it s 5 somewhere
Rating: 4.12/5

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TAGS: i wonder where the lions are
Rating: 4.12/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 9:22 pm
Yes rerun, I know.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 9:06 pm

Derek, Can you add? By my math, GS gave you 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:04 pm
Everyone likes GS because of his honesty and sincerity.
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:01 pm
That's cause you have 0 imagination. Just an incredible talent for the bobvious. But I do like the poster.
Derek - March 8, 2010, 8:57 pm
Can't imagine why everybody likes you Grey
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 8:25 pm
vote whoring=1L, but I'll add on 4 more for superior graphics and artwork.


GREG INGLIS - State of origin ‘Queenslanders’ define origin as ‘wherever the hell I want to play'


ALRIGHT - So where exactly is the Ring?

OUTSOURCING - Where will it end?

TAGS: where will it end
Rating: 2.8/5

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COPS - Even in the future there on your back EVERY WHERE

TAGS: cops every where
Rating: 2.5/5

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Verdeckt - October 26, 2011, 4:14 pm


SARAH PALIN - Ignore the fact that I supported the "Bridge to Nowhere" through 2006 and into 2007. McCain/Palin '08!

TAGS: palin mccain 08 bridge to nowhere
Rating: 1.72/5

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WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:56 am
She proved that she knows (intelligent people know when to use the right word, dumbass) more about national security than Pres Obama and VP Biden combined. If losers like you would shut up long enough to listen instead of attack you might learn something.
YIE - May 10, 2009, 8:49 pm
She is proud to be a no nothing, devisive, un intelligent, idiotic, imbecile....and the republi****s wonder why they lost! BWAAAAAAH!

come rain or come shine -

TAGS: five o clock somewhere
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 22, 2013, 7:28 pm
Right, c-little.
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:24 pm
Haha that's great! He looks like he might be looking forward to the death part.

Let’s go -

TAGS: everywhere
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2013, 1:38 am
How cuuuuuuuuute! :-D

Where Am I..? -

Parenting Skills -

TAGS: where did it all go so wrong maybe it is genetic or maybe sh t happens swwet babies evil puberty
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:03 am
Thanks RK!
RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:46 pm
is funny because is true. :p nice doing!

Peace -

TAGS: why when where how hammy
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - March 22, 2014, 2:14 am
Thanks greeny :D And you know me rerun, my muse visits me randomly, and hits quiet hard when she does. It's kinda like the period of a woman with severe hormonal problems.
Greeny - March 21, 2014, 8:49 pm
rerun - March 21, 2014, 5:37 pm

Excellent as usual, missed you posting.

google search catheter - did you mean twilight? -

TAGS: google search catheter twilight is everywhere
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:19 am
I Ph**oshoped it using a hyperbole; basically, everywhere you go there Twilight is.
EmilioDumphque - October 18, 2013, 6:02 pm
That's not what I get, in five tries. It is probable that Google suggests things similar to your recent searches.


Bizarre Trivia -

TAGS: *** and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.


TAGS: wonder where it went humor
Rating: 4.93/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 8:49 pm
Merely stating the facts, it is my absolute pleasure
lgvernon - April 15, 2012, 6:17 pm

What a nice compliment! Thanks, Mor!~
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 3:41 pm
Always like your standards LG, really makes an improvement when browsing through the 'Upcoming' tab. 5L, without a doubt

did you hear -



TAGS: rerun goes everywhere
Rating: 4.87/5

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rerun - January 24, 2011, 7:28 pm

I never did get my second wind
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 12:36 pm
Hilarious! 5 dead Bernie's for you.

Assumptions -

TAGS: george carlin april 15 where to stick it
Rating: 4.86/5

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steve1961 - April 12, 2014, 12:00 am
That was during Prohibition...Things are calmer now...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 11:26 pm
Good God! Why is it in the U.S. it seems like the first offense: the FBI breaks down your door and arrests everyone including Grandma?!?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:18 pm
pay a penalty, not be a penalty
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:17 pm
I went through this a couple of years ago.. I got 1099'd on some income that was a surprise. If you don't respond to their letters, they will garnish your wages. Just call them, set up a payment plan. You will be a penalty and interest, but they will help
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
the primary goal.
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
Depending on length of time, you are charged interest on money owing. There is a "payment" plan available to people who need to pay in installments. I doubt criminal charges would happen except in extreme cases of proven tax evasion since getting money is
rerun - April 11, 2014, 9:40 pm

Probably get a fine for being late, possible criminal charges if they think you forgot "intentionally"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 8:49 pm
Now this next question is just as genuine as my previous ones: what if you owe, not aware and don't file?
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 6:01 pm
None...if you are getting a refund...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:14 pm
Curious, what is the penalty for filing late in Canada?
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:15 am
Haven't started mine either. The hold up? Waiting to hear back from 2 government agencies for T5's & the online Canada Revenue filing site is down due to some virus. Promise! This year I was gonna to file on time...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 10, 2014, 11:57 pm
Same here.
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:35 pm

I haven't even started mine, yet.

sad but true -


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

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Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am


TAGS: caturday calendar bears know where
Rating: 4.58/5

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CloudchaserS - October 29, 2011, 9:57 am
Mythbusters did it. Using the right poop and technique, you can polish a turd. But it's still a turd, it's still going to smell.


TAGS: nowhere man
Rating: 4.54/5

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TAGS: and wheres yer wedding ring did you hock it again
Rating: 4.52/5

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Produceman117 - February 13, 2010, 5:06 pm
Fantastic. 5L.

Canadian Archaeologists -


TAGS: where did you go billy
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:11 pm
LMFAO!!!! Magnificent!
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:29 pm
Just in case it hasn't been said before... You need serious help Bone. 5L
Airman - February 5, 2010, 10:38 am
5 floating billys.. good one bone
Grim R@per - February 5, 2010, 10:24 am
Wow. awesome
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:09 am
Thanks guys. You're you too kind.
pieman - February 4, 2010, 8:50 pm
Nice Bone. You just keep raising the bar.
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 6:15 pm
A perfect example of a 5L Motifake.
Fatt Matt - February 4, 2010, 4:23 pm

Allegory -

TAGS: truth me***hor allegory where s waldo
Rating: 4.17/5

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Airman - August 8, 2014, 7:30 pm
I found the schooner